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911 call about elephants. “Like, the ones from, like, the circus?”

How could I not reblog this? via davereed

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I’m sure that was a relief.

I’m sure that was a relief.

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I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.
~ Erma Bombeck via Foodimentary
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The Unofficial Trader Joe’s Commercial (via Serious Eats and marco)

marco Via Marco.org
Very little is quite as important to me as good coffee. No tea v coffee debate though, both are excellent hot brown liquids.
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Courtship

Many Thoughts of Many Minds, a collection of quotations* usually has pretty sober, old-fashioned (but very good) quotes in a given category. The selection of quotes on Courtship was no different with the exception of these two:

“Rejected lovers need never despair! There are four-and-twenty hours in a day, and not a moment in the twenty-four in which a woman may not change her mind.” —DE FINOD

“Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm, nor so vague as not to be understood.” —STERNE

*Available for free in a 1, 2, or 4 per day email or RSS format. Both this book and the DailyLit service are highly recommended.

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Is there anything worse than watching someone type and click that does not use keyboard shortcuts?

  • her: I just have to select this 2000 line spreadsheet... [tries to select it all with her mouse]
  • me: Control A.
  • her: [still trying to select it all with her mouse]
  • me: Control A to select all.
  • her: [still trying to select it all with her mouse]
  • me: Seriously, this is going to take for ever to select all that... You can just type Control A.
  • her: Oh, look it goes a little faster if you jiggle the mouse cursor around at the bottom.
  • me: [head hits table]
  • her: Are you ok?
  • me: You didn't let go of the mouse button, did you?
  • her: I heard a thud
  • me: Control A.
  • rodmitch: I don't lol at work very often, but . . .
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← davereed ← gondaba
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PNG vs JPEG (via yum9me)

Good to remember.

PNG vs JPEG (via yum9me)

Good to remember.

Top 10 ways to amuse a geek

cowboyo:

1. Make a list of the top 10 ways to amuse a geek.

10. Use binary.

That’s funny.

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When you take some food out of a microwave and stir it up with a fork, if the fork melts it’s probably warm enough.

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How to brew better coffee in your hotel room - Budget Travel via Lifehacker

There are a couple things wrong with this chart. First, you don’t count any cups before 9:30am. Second, another cup at 3pm levels the curve right out until another little boost is needed after dinner about 7pm.

How to brew better coffee in your hotel room - Budget Travel via Lifehacker

There are a couple things wrong with this chart. First, you don’t count any cups before 9:30am. Second, another cup at 3pm levels the curve right out until another little boost is needed after dinner about 7pm.

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Apparently a different configuration of udder.
This is easily the funniest line I’ve ever read by George Orwell.
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