Gack!
Varifrank sums it up:
Whats it like in the central valley these days? Its 112 degrees, zero wind, and there are three thousand fires all over the state. The smoke literally blocks out the sun. If you want to simulate the experience, turn yur furnace on, close all the windows and start a campfire on the front room floor.
Nora puts it even more succinctly:
All I know is I’m having ice cream for dinner.